You are a - superhuman
Your weapon - a gun
You work for - stark industries
Best friend - steve
Lover- bucky hell yea
Saves you - bruce uwu
Crushing on you - clint omg
Enemy - loki well aint that original
Kills you - pepper

(Source: clickdrag, via spn-starlocked)

type1diabetickelly:

Type 1 Diabetes

wHY DOES A PANCREAS HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A DICK I LEGIT THOUGHT THIS WAS AN XRAY OF SOMEONE WITH A DILDO IN THEM OR SOMETHING BEFORE I SAW IT WAS TITLED TYPE ONE DIABETES FUCK PANREASES

(Source: youtube.com)

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via teletubbles)

nerdmoriarty:

kissing the usb stick and licking your lips was really fuckin unnecessary Jim

(via jimmriarty)

philcoolsons:

I had a dream the avengers were petitioning for something (my dream made it unclear as to what the were actually doing) but steve made a load of signs that basically said CAPTAIN AMERICARES

(via the-kinda-winter-soldier)

holy shit

the fuck do you mean 50 shades has a movie?

oh great thats fantastic

lets make the fucking bullshit even more widespread

lets make it so even more people have misconceptions about bdsm relationships

lets make it so more people will likely be in abusive relationships because the writer knew nothing about what it actually means to be in a bdsm relationship and wrote the guy as ignoring safewords and lack of consent

lets make it so more people think that when a girl says no that if you carry on thats fine and sexy

fantastic

geat

no really

thats brilliant

james-morixrty:

winchesterinengland:

james-morixrty:

winchesterinengland:

james-morixrty:

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winchesterinengland replied to your post:

you shouldnt have to deal with spiders set the room on fire and come and live with me

sounds good but ill shed all over ur house

if u heLP ME DIE MY HAIR AN AWESOME COLOUR LIKE YOURS I REALLY DONT MIND

OKAY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL

YES GOOD I’LL BAKE U A WELCOME PIE

heLL YEAH PIE

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I MAKE A FUCKING GOOD PIE OKAY LIKE DEAN WINCHESTER WOULD JIZZ HIS PANTS FOR ONE OF MY PIES

ben-c:

apple-turnover:

ben-c:

i’m too young to hurt when i stand up what the fuck i’m like 11

Oh honey. Come back to tumblr in like 5 years. It dose things to the young

people actually think i’m 11 bless their hearts

(via ben-c)

theficklewolf:

Just realized this blog/blogger I really like here on Tumblr is following me back O.o this calls for a celebration

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HELLO FRIENDO I WAS TAGGED IN THIS POST AND I ALWAYS FORGET TO CHECK MY TAGS SO I’VE ONLY JUST SEEN IT AND I WASNT FOLLOWING YOU BUT I CHECKED OUT YOUR BLOG AND YOU RUN A VERY NEATO BLOG SO I AM NOW SORRY THOUGHT I’D TELL YOU